Anonymous asked: Wait... Why would you sleep with a doll when you can just call up the real thing? I'm sure he'd be happy to help you out.

NO.

Anonymous asked: come on tony. you know you ship frostiron.

WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT.

Anonymous asked: You Sleep with a Loki toy... we should be jealous of you... we want a Loki to to sleep too... be proud! he might me a better company than all of your "girls" lol

WHY ARE YOU ALL CREATING THIS NON EXISTENT HOMOEROTIC RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN LOKI AND I?

Anonymous asked: Oh, Tony. I think we all know that you sleep with a Loki body pillow

I actually sleep with a mirror. 

Anonymous asked: How does Steve feel about this Loki toy you've been sleeping with?

Anon, I know you wish it was you in my arms at night but you don’t have to start creating rumors just so you can convey your emotions for me.

Anonymous asked: YOU SLEEP WITH A LOKI TOY?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Anonymous asked: How does pepper feel about you sleeping with this Loki doll?

How does your mom feel…

Oh wait, I already answered my own question.

bendydicks:

You tried, Dr. Banner.

I can’t get over how great this friendship is

(Source: bencuddles)

Anonymous asked: I heard you sleep with a Loki plushie. Is this true? I also heard that you have it on good authority that Loki sleeps naked. How do you know this, and how can I get pics?!

Firstly, I sleep with women not ‘plushies’. Secondly, Loki and I don’t live together, you’re going to have to ask Thor. 

Tell me how you really feel, don’t hold back this time.

Tell me how you really feel, don’t hold back this time.